The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#161

Made me think of noodles. Might have some for my scupper tonight.


#162

Why don’t U-boat give it a rest …


#163

… or else you’ll feel the toe of Da’s Boot up yer bilge pipe


#164

Just when you think this can’t get any worse…there’s moor…


#165

I’m not one to harbour a grudge but this is awful


#166

Just enough puns to Tide you over…


#167

Wouldn’t want to pier too closely into any of the puns on this thread. No net gains to be made. Loada’ codswallop !


#168

At least these puns are all current. If you get my drift…


#169

How tsunami going to see the end of this thread?


#170

Some of these puns are so poor they should call a docktor.


#171

Yeah? Well, life’s a beach.


#172

…and then ya dive!


#173

The quay to survival.


#174

Thankfully there’s nobody barging around .,


#175

This is becoming a real Hull-aballoo


#176

It is. But I have great admiralation for all the effort.


#177

You have to be fleet of foot to get in here


#178

I need a glass of port.


#179

You just keep this motoring along. You’re a right punt


#180

Who asked you to row in …