Made me think of noodles. Might have some for my scupper tonight.
Why don’t U-boat give it a rest …
… or else you’ll feel the toe of Da’s Boot up yer bilge pipe
Just when you think this can’t get any worse…there’s moor…
I’m not one to harbour a grudge but this is awful
Just enough puns to Tide you over…
Wouldn’t want to pier too closely into any of the puns on this thread. No net gains to be made. Loada’ codswallop !
At least these puns are all current. If you get my drift…
How tsunami going to see the end of this thread?
Some of these puns are so poor they should call a docktor.
Yeah? Well, life’s a beach.
…and then ya dive!
The quay to survival.
Thankfully there’s nobody barging around .,
This is becoming a real Hull-aballoo
It is. But I have great admiralation for all the effort.
You have to be fleet of foot to get in here
I need a glass of port.
You just keep this motoring along. You’re a right punt
Who asked you to row in …