Patient : Oh doctor, I’m so nervous, this is my first ever operation.
Doctor : Oh, don’t worry. Mine too.
Lee Keegan reportedly lost out around Lucan way as he has mislaid his GPS tracker …
he might feature in the next episode in AFL 6…
I suffer from kleptomania…
If it gets too bad I take something for it.
I got a job helping a one-armed person type capital letters.
It’s shift work.
Rihana caught Chris Brown cheating on her.there was lipstick on his knuckles
A work colleague was in Belfast for a few days. She visited the Titanic Museum and took these
I told her they’d go down a treat.
I visited there once too. They showed how the sheet metal is worked onto the ship. It was riveting.
Take a bow.
If this thread descends into a pun-fest I’ll have to give someone a stern warning.
I asked what happened the ship. It didn’t go down well …
I was wondering when you’d stick your oar in.
It’s only a bit of funell.
Ferry impressive puns there chaps.
I’m knot able to fathom this at all … I’m out of my league
Tried a few of these Titanic gags in my office…got a very icy reception .
I keeled over laughing!
Connolly, Brogan, Kilkenny, Rock, all great Dublin forwards.
… don’t forget the bouy Costello
Is there somebody Mizen there?