The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#101

Patient : Oh doctor, I’m so nervous, this is my first ever operation.
Doctor : Oh, don’t worry. Mine too.


#102

Lee Keegan reportedly lost out around Lucan way as he has mislaid his GPS tracker …


#103

he might feature in the next episode in AFL 6…


#104

I suffer from kleptomania…
If it gets too bad I take something for it.


#105

I got a job helping a one-armed person type capital letters.
It’s shift work.


#106

Rihana caught Chris Brown cheating on her.there was lipstick on his knuckles


#107

A work colleague was in Belfast for a few days. She visited the Titanic Museum and took these


back to the office for her colleagues.

I told her they’d go down a treat.


#108

I visited there once too. They showed how the sheet metal is worked onto the ship. It was riveting.


#109

Take a bow.


#110

If this thread descends into a pun-fest I’ll have to give someone a stern warning.


#111

I asked what happened the ship. It didn’t go down well …


#112

I was wondering when you’d stick your oar in.


#113

It’s only a bit of funell.


#114

Ferry impressive puns there chaps.


#115

I’m knot able to fathom this at all … I’m out of my league


#116

Tried a few of these Titanic gags in my office…got a very icy reception :snowflake:.


#117

I keeled over laughing!


#118

Connolly, Brogan, Kilkenny, Rock, all great Dublin forwards.


#119

… don’t forget the bouy Costello


#120

Is there somebody Mizen there?