A psychic dwarf has escaped from the Joy. Gardai are looking for a small medium at large.
My new girlfriend is a real grammar Nazi. We were on holiday last week and I wrote 'there' instead of 'their' on a postcard. And off she went and blew up a fukken synagogue!
Are you Myers?Are you Myers?Are you Myers in disguise?
The Secret Service has changed the protocol when the President is in danger. Instead of yelling ‘get down’, they have to shout ‘Donald, duck’!
The jack’s roll we use to get in the army had oifig on tslothair written on it and was like tracing paper. We called it Rambo as it was tough and tough and took no shit.
Ha, I remember that saying! Then there was the one about calling a teacher ‘Royco’…