The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#641

Cats are cùnts. The culchies of the animal world.


#642

Guy at a job interview…

Interviewer: So what’s your strongest asset?

Guy: I have a strong belief in my own opinion

Interviewer: Well, I think that’s a great asset

Guy: I couldn’t really give a bollix what you think…


#643

But they don’t try to tear dogs to pieces. Nor do they stink. And nor are they utterly stupid. Nor do they need constant attention, nor make alot of noise. And they’re generally cheap and easy to look after.


#644

You don’t look happy snowcat.


#645

To be fair, hand on heart, you couldn’t say all of those things about a culchie.


#646

As Basil Fawlty said "happy?.. ah yes I remember that "


#647

Shockin’ terrible way to be talking about Mrs ForSalad


#648

Definitely not cheap…


#649

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