The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#621

Overheard at Warsaw passport control:
‘Name’ ?
‘Angela Merkel’
‘Occupation’ ?
‘No, not this time’


#622

Ha!


#623

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#624


#625

Excellent Jimmy rabbitte snr card


#626


#627

or she is a keeper …


#628

put her under a high ball and see what happens


#629

He tried that already with her and she told him to feck off!


#630

Or she spreads well one-on-one and pings the balls around with pin-point accuracy…

One thing is for certain though…and that is that she will not be getting an All-Star…:face_with_raised_eyebrow::face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#631

She completely changed the game, lots of lads were jealous, and as a result the rules have been tampered with.


#632

She’s currently taking a rest while we give a younger woman a chance?


#633

She dominates her box etc.


#634

Phew… it would be worse for him if she was a box to box to player.


#635

Would she leave you with square balls?


#636

She prefers to punch them rather than palm them away.


#637

Doesnt let anything soft in…


#638

Like trying to play snooker with a rope…


#639

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#640

Cats really are bastards!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E1uBxkQxCY