The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#521

Vincent Van Gogh walks into a pub…
The barman says to him “Do you want a beer?”.
VVG replies “No thanks, I’ve got one ear.”


#522

I’m terrified of German sausages.
Always fear they’ll do their wurst.


#523

You both know this is the ‘Jokes thread’, yeah ?

Bring back K.I.T.A


#524

S’ok boss. We all know Resser mods have no sense of humour.

Don’t worry about it.

Am sure you have loads of other excellent qualities, that will come in really, really useful some day. :+1:


#525

Ah, @TheParish has a sense of humour… sure doesn’t he follow Liverpool?


#526

If you buy a piece of apple pie in Barbados it’ll cost you $1.
If you buy a piece of apple pie in Trinidad and Tobago it’ll cost you $1.50.
And If you buy a piece of apple pie in Jamaica it will cost you $2.

And those my friends are the Pie Rates of the Carribean


#527

Really? And what proper football team does he support?


#528

Probably the same club as you, oh wait… :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:


#529

Christ @FrNoelFurlong you could have at least listed three different types of pie!

ps @TheParish what is KITA? Kick in the arse?


#530

I have no interest in anything that over hyped, over paid, moany baxtards with funny accents do in their poxy red jerseys. Or in night clubs when they’re shagging grannies. And I never will.

(Well apart from the usual drama, when Mayo are changing managers obvs.)


#531

#532

@TheParish

So Bart then - yeah?


#533

This guy?
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Wouldn’t call him THE most beautiful person on this earth, but whatever floats yer boat I suppose. :woman_shrugging: