I got a repetitive strain on my thumb scrolling through that post!
Sorry - could you repeat that?
Ha - reading that post on my iPhone so it took it ages to scroll through it as I was reading it!
It’s the way ye tell’em…
I don’t get it.
You need to broaden your horizons then and stay away from plenty’o’fish!
“My name is Luka. I live on the… um… one of those floors up there somewhere. I forget which one” - Suzanne Vaguer.
A green stalk of vegetable just told me two horses that might win the Grand National. I reckon they were asparagus tips.
My Chinese neighbour said he’s just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said “you mean a clothes shop?” He says, “No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook.”