Are you trying to butter me up?
Some puns are as flat as pancakes.
They won’t be rolling in the aisles …
yer all full of waffle if ya ask me… and before ya say anything ask me profiter-hole.
New film out this week about a spy working undercover in a bakery.
Lead roll is played by Bread Pitta.
Co - star is Robert Brownie Jnr.
Lead female played by Catherine Z-eat-a Scones
She batta than most of them.
Comedy provided by dawn french fancy
Music by Bread, Marmalade & Jam.
Never a fan of her…
Nor Jenny Eclair.
… and Cream (Slices)?
Move along now. Muffin to see here.
I butter cake your advice PD… I’ll get me coat on the way out.
And don’t forget your flan-el, either.
Spice Girls? No, alright, Little Mix then.
It takes all sorts.
Spice Girls ? No thank you.
Nothing but a dreadful cake-ophony.
You gonna pay for all them yourself, or sponge off someone?
pay? would have to turnover a new leaf.
What kind of leaf would need to be turned over?
A fig roll?