The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#401

Are you trying to butter me up?


#402

Some puns are as flat as pancakes.


#403

They won’t be rolling in the aisles …


#404

yer all full of waffle if ya ask me… and before ya say anything ask me profiter-hole.


#405

New film out this week about a spy working undercover in a bakery.

Lead roll is played by Bread Pitta.

Co - star is Robert Brownie Jnr.


#406

Lead female played by Catherine Z-eat-a Scones


#407

She batta than most of them.


#408

Comedy provided by dawn french fancy


#409

Music by Bread, Marmalade & Jam.


#410

Never a fan of her…
Nor Jenny Eclair.


#411

… and Cream (Slices)?


#412

Move along now. Muffin to see here.


#413

I butter cake your advice PD… I’ll get me coat on the way out.


#414

And don’t forget your flan-el, either.


#415

Spice Girls? No, alright, Little Mix then.


#416

It takes all sorts.


#417

Spice Girls ? No thank you.

Nothing but a dreadful cake-ophony.


#418

You gonna pay for all them yourself, or sponge off someone?


#419

pay? would have to turnover a new leaf.


#420

What kind of leaf would need to be turned over?

A fig roll?