The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#361

Really?


#362

Sorry one of the missus nicknames.


#363

You always have to bring T Rex into it …


#364

That joke (ex)stinked


#365

I’m running at about 4% this morning…


#366

I used to be a plastic surgeon…
That raised a few eyebrows.


#367

I lent a friend of mine €10,000 for plastic surgery. Now I don’t know what she looks like.


#368

I went to college to be a plastic surgeon…almost failed the exams, it was nip and tuck.


#369

That had me in stitches.


#370

I’m glad I could give you a lift…


#371

At least it wasn’t X-ray-ted.


#372

This thread cant operate like this


#373

I had a wound cauterised by a plastic surgeon once. The fooker melted all over it


#374

These puns are not incisive & really don’t make the cut.


#375

Too many bad jokes plastered on here.


#376

Its the staunch pun merchants at it again.


#377

Just what the doctor ordered.


#378

No point in posting here if it doesn’t suture agenda …


#379

The nicest people in the hospital are ultrasound!


#380

I think the proliferation of puns has been one of the breast enhancements on this site.