That’s as old as @Rochey
How old am I? I can’t remember
“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.
I hate being bipolar, it’s fantastic!
Help! I’m playing Scrabble with Midge Ure. I’ve only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me: OVNR.
Would a joke about flat pack coffins be distasteful?
Well the day that’s in it…
I have no ikea what you are talking about
My mate has started a business selling glass coffins, will it be a success? Remains to be seen…
Could have seen through that one.
A friend of mine’s dying wish was to be cremated but the undertaker let him down.
My mate was a crossword addict. When he died he was buried 6 down and 3 across.
@DUB09 your mate
A Nigerian Prince has died & left his millions to a cat
He tried to give away his fortune for years, but no one ever responded to his emails
Is a semi colon some kind of half arsed grammar thing?
You should try it in coddle
Managed to book a table for meself and the other half later. Turns out she can’t actually play snooker.
First time I heard that I laughed so much I nearly fell my Dinosaur.