That’s as old as @Rochey
The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!
Bosco
#346
Help! I’m playing Scrabble with Midge Ure. I’ve only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me: OVNR.
Rochey
#351
My mate has started a business selling glass coffins, will it be a success? Remains to be seen…
beeko
#352
Could have seen through that one.
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A friend of mine’s dying wish was to be cremated but the undertaker let him down.
Nappertandy
#356
@DUB09 your mate
A Nigerian Prince has died & left his millions to a cat
He tried to give away his fortune for years, but no one ever responded to his emails
DUB09
#359
Managed to book a table for meself and the other half later. Turns out she can’t actually play snooker.