The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#301

As does Johnie Coup-er, and Brian F-hen-ton


#302

And what about ‘CO’C’ a doodle do? The main Rooster around these parts


#303

Lots of feathers being ruffled here !


#304

It’s a turkey shoot.


#305

I don’t follow…your pun is gobble-de-gook


#306

Always sticking yer bleedin’ beak in you !


#307

ooohhh…roasted!!

This thread is stuffed.


#308

You’re all jumping on the gravy train now.


#309

Ask me brown!


#310

Is this the correct thread for discussing Breggsit?


#311

Posted this on the appropriate thread:


#312

Where did you poach that from?


#313

I possess a compre-hen-sive stock of bad puns.


#314

I’ll ig-knorr the fact that you didn’t say chicken stock of bad puns.


#315

This is like Turkeys voting for Christianity


#316

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little


#317

I met Phil Spector’s brother, Crispin, the other day…

He’s head of quality control at Tayto …


#318

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital?

The ultra sound guy.


#319

And who’s the coolest guy, when he’s on holidays?

The hip replacement guy.


#320

A doff of the cap to you sir, if you just thunk that up on the spur of the moment.