As does Johnie Coup-er, and Brian F-hen-ton
And what about ‘CO’C’ a doodle do? The main Rooster around these parts
Lots of feathers being ruffled here !
It’s a turkey shoot.
I don’t follow…your pun is gobble-de-gook
Always sticking yer bleedin’ beak in you !
This thread is stuffed.
You’re all jumping on the gravy train now.
Ask me brown!
Is this the correct thread for discussing Breggsit?
Where did you poach that from?
I possess a compre-hen-sive stock of bad puns.
I’ll ig-knorr the fact that you didn’t say chicken stock of bad puns.
This is like Turkeys voting for Christianity
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
I met Phil Spector’s brother, Crispin, the other day…
He’s head of quality control at Tayto …
Who is the coolest guy in a hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
And who’s the coolest guy, when he’s on holidays?
The hip replacement guy.
A doff of the cap to you sir, if you just thunk that up on the spur of the moment.