The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#281

I was trying to set up an online dating agency for chickens but it’s very hard to makes hens meet.


#282

Bravo! I would insert a pun here but to tell the truth I’d only be winging it.


#283

It’s good that you’re keeping a breast of the situation.


#284

Fowl jokes


#285

Yis are winging it as usual lads.


#286

That’s a headless repetition of my one. Anyway, I’m off to watch my favourite old film, Chicken Pun.


#287

And so it is al, i’ll say three hail Mary’s and four our fathers for such a blatant act of plagiarism.


#288

Mad yolks, the lot of yis.


#289

I pecked your post for special attention…


#290

Cluck Sake…lads cant even come up with their own puns anymore…


#291

Stop egging them on.


#292

Some Lads are making a complete cock up here


#293

Thanks for that little nugget…


#294

We need to hatch a plan to stop these dreadful puns.


#295

… when they’re happening by the dozen?


#296

I wonder if Kiev an McManamon would like these puns?


#297

Stephen Cluckston likes them.


#298

I’m beginning to side with the mods on this one …


#299

Yeah, it’s hardly poultry in motion…


#300

I was wondering when you’d pluck up the courage to join in.