The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


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#262

Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on them?
So when they arrive back in port they can Scandinavian…


#263

@Rochey you robbing baxtage!


#264

Haha! Couldn’t remember where I read it!!!


#265

I have a Polish friend who is a roadie with a band.

I have a Czech one too. One two two.


#266

Time for my annual contribution.

Mayo for Sam '18


#267

Bart is a Vincents player


#268

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:


#269

AFL6?


#270


#271

Saw a woman stealing my gate there yesterday, I was going to shout at her but I thought she might take a fence


#272

A load of Xmas food parcels are floating in the Irish Sea after a ship ran aground. Rescue attempts are being hampered.


#273

Went out with a dyslexic girl before, when I brought her home she cooked my sock .


#274

What did the buffalo say when his son was going off to college?

Bison


#275

Yak yak yak


#276

Don’t talk back


#277

IMG_5020


#278

I had a huge argument with someone over the correct amount of water to dilute a lime drink but it all end up fairly cordial.


#279

OMW (Oh, My Wadi).


#280

Any room to squash in another pun here?