Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on them?
So when they arrive back in port they can Scandinavian…
Haha! Couldn’t remember where I read it!!!
I have a Polish friend who is a roadie with a band.
I have a Czech one too. One two two.
Time for my annual contribution.
Mayo for Sam '18
Bart is a Vincents player
Saw a woman stealing my gate there yesterday, I was going to shout at her but I thought she might take a fence
A load of Xmas food parcels are floating in the Irish Sea after a ship ran aground. Rescue attempts are being hampered.
Went out with a dyslexic girl before, when I brought her home she cooked my sock .
What did the buffalo say when his son was going off to college?
Yak yak yak
Don’t talk back
I had a huge argument with someone over the correct amount of water to dilute a lime drink but it all end up fairly cordial.
OMW (Oh, My Wadi).
Any room to squash in another pun here?