The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#181

Had to stick your oar in …


#182

Mods must be dealing with a raft of complaints … doubt they’re buoyant about it …


#183

Up sh*t creek with a paddle.


#184

Fair play didnt think there could be this many puns. This thread gets my official seal of approval.
For those of you driven demented by this I hope you have a shoalder to cry on.


#185

Frigate … I’ve had enough of this …


#186

I’ll ketch up with yiz later


#187

After all this I need a new username.
Ballast Dub comes to mind.


#188

Just when the thread is going well some come on here and maritime and time and again …


#189

It’s a shoal load of pollocks!


#190

Is it safe to put up a joke?


#191

Yes - please do.


#192

For those of you that missed this cracking short video “monkey on the car” that went viral… Here it is. Cracks me up every time. Warning F word alert.
MONKEY


#193

An open goal!


#194

You bollox…coffee all over the place…brilliant video.


#195

What’s all this lack of aquatalk?


#196

The Astrology Society football team were getting hammered 6-0 with 5 minutes to go but in fairness kept looking for a constellation …


#197

Not surprised The other team was full of stars.


#198

The Astronomy Society could have told you that before kick-off.


#199

These puns are appoloing.


#200

And so we Launch into another punathon…