Tollmasters are Southsiders. Don't need the money. Just have to cut down on the Crystal and fois gras for a few weeks and make the money back. Simples.
No need for an international airport when each parish has it's own communal runway with jet. Of course all bought with profit from M50 tolls.
In fairness, although there is mostly banter with regard to the location of the stadium, there are a few who have been, for want of a better word, moaning about travelling such "terrible" distances.
Love the bit of banter though, me.