You surely can. God knows we would need a level headed sane person trying to manage the bunch of headbangers on this site.
Al can be the stats man. A minimum of 550000 word report.
Dub09 and Bart can be opposition managers.
Something witty and unbelievable as they are both the same person can play for both teams.
Mayoman can play for the south side. If he can emulate his county mans kick outs the north side should win handy.
Alan can be the CCCC - he is going to be busy.
Beeko can be the minister for pun or commentary
Rochey can be the north side captain.
Am I missing anyone for key roles?