Political Correctness... Too far, or absolutely correct?


I disgree with almost all of that so will agree to disagree!


This will confuse the Williams brothers even more at Wimbledon next year. Will there be a Gentlemen’s Singles championship? A Ladies’ Singles championship?


My daughter told me last night that lesbian feminists want “ho ho ho” banned. FFS


Just read that feminists want Santa Claus’ sack renamed as bag. Jesus H Christ!


Can it not just be called his scrotum?


So the bad children would get a piece of coal, and the good ones would get something from Santa’s scrotum? A choice between pollution and paedophilia! You haven’t thought this one through!


:flushed: ah balls !!


I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus tipped as next Xmas No 1


I’ll see you and raise you:

I saw mommy consensually kissing Santa Claus…


Me too



As much of a bell end he is, Pierce Morgan took the piss out of the vegans protesting about the turkeys yesterday in the UK. He was saying they are hypocrites because they eat bread a lot and look at all these lovely little creatures that get murdered in the bread making process and went on to show pictures of insects


It Snowed Last Night…

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man…women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Accused of using black face on the snowman…snowpersons.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from the BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman…

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.



I was listening to Walk on the Wild Side the other day. And not for the first time it occured to me - how did Lou get away with that???


Nuff said!


Tom Waits’s lyrics in Heart Attack and Vine:

“See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top,
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop,
Well I bet she’s still a virgin but it’s only twenty-five to nine,
You can see a million of 'em down on heartattack and vine”…


Jaysus Beeko, very early for that!!


That fine upstanding “ethnic minority” I’m sure it’s “Part of their culture” after all they never do anything wrong…

And they wonder why Pubs are reluctant to serve them but sometimes have to because they’ll play the discrimination card otherwise


Clearly born of frustration due to the poor grazing facilities and stables.