Pet Hates


I thought nasal hair was Bugs Bunny’s mate


Hulk hogan s biography being in the sports section in the library.


what ya gonna do


Well how do you pronounce cone if it’s like gone/scone. Or Monkey/donkey.

Bleedin northsiders trying to sound like southsiders :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


My personal favourite…yogurt (where yog is pronounced like jog)

It’s yo-gurt (as in yo man! and girt like dirt)



You don’t see Con O’Callaghan telling people his name is pronounced Cone.


Because there is no ‘e’ at the end of his name.

Amazing that ! :crazy_face:


Yes that’s why dough, lough, cough, rough and bough are all pronounced the same …


And how many of them end with the letter ‘e’ ?

You probably put your flowers in a ‘vase’ as in ‘mace’ too, don’t you? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


Where else would I put them?

[don’t answer that]


In a vase…as in the first syllable of your favourite brand of personal lubricant. Seeing as you asked



KY jelly??? :thinking:


Is that an abbreviation for Kerry when they loose against us in Croker?


No. I think it’s something to do with getting rode by the ref, whenever they play us.


Don’t cut or pluck.
Waxing is your only man.


Something we are seeing increasingly in the game, as the Goal-Keeper is taking a kick-out or a player taking a free some KNOB shouting “Hoooooowww Looonnngg Ref???”


Form 12. Haven’t a bogs notion. And then the reminder to submit your form 12. Cüntz


What is a Form 12?


Eircom , having to pay for a landline & never actually using it but needing it for broadband.


People saying ‘we are recording this call for quality and training purposes’ when they really mean something else.


Tax form