Pet Hates


#101

I thought nasal hair was Bugs Bunny’s mate


#102

Hulk hogan s biography being in the sports section in the library.


#103

what ya gonna do


#104

Well how do you pronounce cone if it’s like gone/scone. Or Monkey/donkey.

Bleedin northsiders trying to sound like southsiders :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#105

My personal favourite…yogurt (where yog is pronounced like jog)

It’s yo-gurt (as in yo man! and girt like dirt)


#106

Exactly.

You don’t see Con O’Callaghan telling people his name is pronounced Cone.

Why?

Because there is no ‘e’ at the end of his name.

Amazing that ! :crazy_face:


#107

Yes that’s why dough, lough, cough, rough and bough are all pronounced the same …


#108

And how many of them end with the letter ‘e’ ?

You probably put your flowers in a ‘vase’ as in ‘mace’ too, don’t you? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#109

Where else would I put them?

[don’t answer that]


#110

In a vase…as in the first syllable of your favourite brand of personal lubricant. Seeing as you asked

#Don’tAskDon’tTell


#111

KY jelly??? :thinking:


#112

Is that an abbreviation for Kerry when they loose against us in Croker?


#113

No. I think it’s something to do with getting rode by the ref, whenever they play us.


#114

Don’t cut or pluck.
Waxing is your only man.


#115

Something we are seeing increasingly in the game, as the Goal-Keeper is taking a kick-out or a player taking a free some KNOB shouting “Hoooooowww Looonnngg Ref???”


#116

Form 12. Haven’t a bogs notion. And then the reminder to submit your form 12. Cüntz


#117

What is a Form 12?


#118

Eircom , having to pay for a landline & never actually using it but needing it for broadband.


#119

People saying ‘we are recording this call for quality and training purposes’ when they really mean something else.


#120

Tax form