Jesus looks like some of the ‘snakes’ the animals in my office leave in the jacks first thing in the morning.
Oooh that looks like a pain in the asp.
Youve never had a rattler in the cubicle?
It happened AGAIN?
Wonder if his mates sucked the poison out
Billy Connolly sketch comes to mind…
Some web of lies told there.
Reckon he’s spinning a yarn.
We’ll never know as the accused probably legged it.
The sting is in the tail, as they say.
Or the Tip…
I heard of blokes going to Amsterdam paying for a black widow to …
A black mamba spat in my face once.
What a viper !
Did it leave you rattled?
Yeah that’s exactly it…
The ould long winters sans Sam are killing the poor craturs …