binfull of rashers on the 45…
there is a song out now “chao aidos” which i have annoyingly (to her) repeatedly mistaken as “tell ed the horse I’m done” to my daughter. drives her mad.
there are loads of others i have either on purpose or by accident misteken over the years.
“Im going nowhere, somebody help me, somebody help me dance” from staying alive is a good one.
“I dont know what to do, I’m always in the dark. It’s like living in a powderkeg and letting off farts. I really need you to shite!!!” - total eclipse of the fart.