All this reminds me of a lad in the comp who decided to make roll ups using some newspaper and tea leaves.
So we were all going home and as we were going through the roundabout where there were underpasses beneath the road he decided to light up. The newspaper wasn’t rolled that tight.
Cue the inferno.
So this thing was blazing away, he inhales a load of smoke and burning tea leaves, and does a great impression of a fire eater as he spits it all out clutching his throat and face.
You don’t get that in hogan stand, lads.