Can’t watch TOTP anymore what with all the revelations about some of the presenters, and all the lip-synching and canned applause.
Yer a cranky ■■■■ tonight , cynical fouling etc , did no one buy you an egg?
You could say he’s not a happy bunny!
Mad yolks the lot of ye.
It’s OK, I’ve been working nights, my brains a bit scrambled.
That’s ok, don t go back into your shell though.
I’m calmer now, think I have it cracked.