Get It Off Your Chest


#3689

In other breaking news…

“Mayo have won the Sam Maguire!”

… is a headline a whole county is waiting to read. (Sorry, @mayoman :wink: )


#3690

I can’t actually remember, who did shoot JR?


#3691

Then the Mayo News typesetter realises that the letters have been mixed up and the Mayo sumo competition winner has been denied his acclamation having won the Samurai Gem …


#3692

What a subhuman scumbag

There’s a special place in hell for scum like him


#3693

We live in hope


#3694

Spoiler alert… it was Pam’s sister Kirsten!


#3695

Bing Crosby’s real life daughter too. Not a word of a lie.


#3696

An X factor man i see :wink:


#3697

What’s that then? Aido’s latest reality show?


#3698

That be x tractor.


#3710

Hot Day. Packed Dart. Full of Liverpool fans (going to the Aviva) most of them on their 45th can of Bulmers. The very definition of Hell ! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

(Apols to any decent 'Pool peeps out there, with a bit of cop on - no pun intended - & know how to conduct themselves in public.)


#3711

I have always found Liverpool fans to be the most upstanding people.


#3712

Culchie scousers very confused by the Luas closure :grin:


#3713

This horrible " have a nice day" crap has spread everywhere now. Even the butcher today said it to me. The country is gone to the dogs !


#3714

[quote=“Snowcat, post:3713, topic:64, full:true”]The country is gone to the dogs !
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Not good for a cat.

I have a stock answer to that greeting. ‘Ask me bollix’ … so it never happens more than once.


#3715

Will this gobshite ever fùck off


#3716

Not good for a cat.

I have a stock answer to that greeting. ‘Ask me bollix’ … so it never happens more than once.
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Another trick is to answer ‘Adolph’ when they ask your name in a coffee shop. It ends the pleasantries suddently for some reason!


#3717

They ask your name in coffee shops?

When did this begin?


#3718

When Starbucks arrived.


#3719

Have only experienced in Starbucks to be fair