Mother of Jaysus for jaysus sake
Oh good jaysus
Lamb o jaysis
Jesus Mary and Joseph
Ye black enamelled bast**d.
I’d love an oul Crip sambwhich
And his older brother Skinny Malink Maloney.
Was it not Skinny Malink Malojin? My father used to tell us a rhyme when we were kids-
Skinny Malink Malojin, big banana feet, went to the pictures and couldn’t get a seat.
When the picture started, Skinny Malink farted, Skinny Malink Malojin, big banana feet!
Effing southsiders !
I always thought it was umbrella feet
Ah hould on a minute. So did he get a seat when he farted? Did he fart because of the bananas?
Ya know wha I mean? Do ye?
I’ll be dug owa ye!
Get up the yard !
I went out on me tobler
Go ■■■■ yerself and da horse ye rhode in on.