Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room with a poison pen?
He hasn’t a clue though …
Colonel Sanders with a mega bucket?
Scooby Doo has confirmed the above and says that a suspect is being questioned: (artist’s impression)
On today of all days and he still can’t at least act like a normal human being
Wouldn’t it be great if his obesity caught up with him and took him out.
What obesity? Sure he’s the healthiest US president ever to take office, amazing
Its all muscle.
Apparently he has cancelled his trip to Ireland…
Oh no what a shame…
Compare the colour of his hands with his face.
Of course he manages to lower the bar even further like only he can
Boyd Barrett probably crying at home as he makes his protest plackards…
He’ll be grand. Dail back soon. He can start shouting at all and sundry about all and sundry again.
Imagine going around to your grandfathers house and asking where he is.
“Be down in a minute kiddo, just applying some fake tan and fixing my comb over”